January 2012
December 2011
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A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
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“I would like to be friends with this person,” I say as I continue to not talk to them but instead like every single one of their posts.
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of saying ‘you’re...
everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
ukeking:
where is this red string of fate and where can I buy it online
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
My new year's resolution is to be a kpop idol.
darwink:
hanthelion:
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“You have an instinct, Sophie, that’s how,” said Howl. “Nothing is safe from you....”
– Howl’s Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones (via musicandbooksforever)
“By the way,” Howl said, “Mrs. Pentstemmon will call you Mrs. Pendragon....”
–
Howl’s Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones
(via musicandbooksforever)
